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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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