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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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