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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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