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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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