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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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