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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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