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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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