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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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