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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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