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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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