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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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