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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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