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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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