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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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