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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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