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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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