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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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