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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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