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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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