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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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