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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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