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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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