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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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