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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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