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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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