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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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