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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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