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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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