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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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