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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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