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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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