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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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