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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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