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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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