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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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