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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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