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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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