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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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