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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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