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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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