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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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