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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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