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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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