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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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