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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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