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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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