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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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