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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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