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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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