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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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