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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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