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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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