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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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