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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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