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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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