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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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