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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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