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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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